Lil Moldy - The Protestant Jam lyrics

[Verse 1 Lil Moldy] You Best water me, cause I be straight bloomin' I'm not into d**, no man, I ain't shroomin' I'm into flea bags, Sam Bryant, Jack Human You can call me indie, I'm Bon Iver Flumin' I love Michael Bluth, Tobias, and the Blue Men The camera's all over me like a TV show, Truman You don't like how I'm moving? You want to complain? Then 02134, send it to Zoom And, I weave throught these haters like a loom And, I wrote this whole rap while in my bed room And, even Jay-Z trys to get like me... I'm a**umin' That was verse number one, now we ain't done Here's verse number two, Colton B. get blue Jamal Malik, Slumdog Millionaire Phil Collins, he can feel it in the air They call it Veggie Tales, so why is there a pare? Ingrid will get you Rogaine when you start to loose your hair People say, "he raps?" One Republic stop and stare I'm fast, you slow. The tortoise and the hare I'll rap until you're dead, or at least impared But hey, just like Ye say, we don't care Summer 2012, Johan, just news to share I'm like a demi-god like Thor, and his hair Lil Moldy's like an artifact, that must mean I'm rare I'm bigger than my body? No, that must be J Mayer *sniff* Smell that? Hay and flour in the air Windy Gap, tablea, dad hosting, county fair It's getting real nostalgic, I just wish I was there That was verse number two and you probably got the flu Here's verse number three get well like me Under Lil Moldy's roof there's a fifties dinner booth Tooth hurty hit the dentist, let them check out my tooth As you see I'm the best, do you need more proof? I'll take you to the slammer. Like Mr. Bluth I'm always on the top, your the house I'm the roof And I'm the best mane, you know that's the truth That was verse number three and I kind of gotta' pee Here's verse number four, I'll stick around and give you more Parachuting in the trees And I'm landing on my knees Rebel with out a cause, Kind of like Jimmy D's Take a vacay down to Belize Do some lite reading, read The Secret Life of Bees [Velocirapper] Can I have the following students in the West Mall please *achoo* pardon that sneeze, that's just my alergies Thanks to the Hills, now Cricket got fleas She's an epileptic dog. Now and then she will seize That's why we got her popping pills when they're mixed with cheese Iphone 4S, shout out to 4G's You know that Jesus Walks, shout out to Kanyeeze Parks and Recreation, shout out to Aziz Lil Moldy on the track And I'm gonna' bring it back You best pick up the slack Cause you sound a little lax You're like an old man wearing slax And you bald, Max Patch Saturday all alone just carving wax All these rhymes in my head, I reach up and snatch them I put them in a box and I latch them I put them on Garage Band, some say I Mac them School other rappers when I rap them Clean out the phonies, weed wack them Bring them to the b-ball court, that's where I smack them Then I bring them back to my hood Show them the good life, no strife Introduce them to Cyd, cause she's my shawty And my soon to be wife In my room all alone on a Saturday night Chilling with Jermaine and Brett, you know The Flight I rhyme so hard all through the night Then I keep the rhymes coming 'till I see the sunlight You know I'm the best, put the others in a plight So good I've reached the heighest heights I did't even try with all of my might Some would say that I'm the first in flight So forget those brothers Wright And I did this all even though I'm white