Lil' John - Milkshake Freestyle lyrics

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Lil' John - Milkshake Freestyle lyrics

Intro: (Mic. Knowledge) You goin first? (Confidence) The beat has started so I guess I'm gonna go That's the rule. (MIC KNOWLEDGE ARF ARF) (Verse 1: Confidence) We just left McDonalds and saw LayOffs Whitey Ford in the back tryna get a pay off Talking to his boss about us like we're his friends but we're not We just come to f** with him and his boss He's a little c*nt nugget, little McNugget He sh**s like he sh**s on his f**in stove, stomach. (PSSST) Yeah b**h, at the stoplight, about to fight cuz they'res a guy with bright lights (YO) in my eyes (Verse 2: Mic. Knowledge) Pa** the mic, lemme go and bust a nut off in ya mouth, put it in you stupid s*ut Yeah, going back just got a milkshake, call me Kelis cuz I get milkshakes All the boys come to my yard Yeah they like my fat and my fat lard, Lard Ass You f**in lard a**, f**in stupid b**h Get over here and hop off my dick! Yeah, Free World, we'll f** ya mom in the bed Cuz we do it don't bring the drama if you f** with my commas I'll put you underneath, under my bed like a f**in monster I put extra mustard on my hotdog, I'm hot dawg! Yeah, I guess I come in here, like a hamburger I put burgers all over your walls! Yeah here you go (Verse 3: Confidence) Uh yeah stopping at the next red light I can't rhyme light again cuz I just did tonight So, we're on our way back home, we came from the gym, I'm cumming Tape, don't forget it Your mom is a dirty s*ut, yes she is She wants it in her bu*t and she wants me to jizz All over her, i'll text her and say I'm coming But I really mean I'm cumming in my pants so start running Cuz I will Bukkake, any co*ky motherf**er f** with me and i'll get you in my white trucka I'm not going to do that again, it's pretty cheesy Leaving McDonalds with Lil' Breezy It's kinda breezy out but it's also kind of warm We saw Storm at the gym with his boy in his arm He is a beast, he likes to play Xbox, he doesn't know what Xbox is, he is a stupid co*k Yeah uh, with his f**in girl He acts like a nerd who doesn't know sh** about the world He's a stupid b**h, I don't even know him We saw Red Shorts he goes to the gym With us he's in the bu*t in the cla** below us Spittin game to Red Shorts like he f**in knows us And twin, waved to us, I don't know her was she waving to me? Or maybe the gay guy, cuz Ariel is a f**ing mermaid I will f**ing cum on him but he'll like that, yeah cuz he's like that A f**in b**h with no b**h Fat a** n***a next to me doing Sits. Ups. b**h (Verse 4: Mic. Knowledge) Yeah, we was at the gym we saw turquoise I heard she liked boys so went over there to make some noise But she didn't gimme no play Maybe cuz I didn't even say one word Yeah, that's my fault, but thats not my fault Maybe cuz she didn't see the money in my vault I probably put it slow in her hair I'm a freak like that I don't care She jack me off with her feet, yeah I like that cuz I'm a freak in the sheets, from the streets Not really, but I'm from Cypress, and I do it just like this Psyche na I ain't from Cypress, but TPloof is He's got the Confidence, Anonymous, Bombing this, Limadiss R.I.P to Chemical Ali boy I remember you for life I remember we were 6 years old you was in my cla** And oohh she got that dumb a** (Hahahahahaha) That's a pretty beast name you got, Muhammed Ali Sting like a bu*terfly, float like a bee (Hahaha) I f** up quotes like I f** up boats I get it in there like Root Beer Floats Fountain drinks come at me I don't give a f** get at me I drink to think just to think I ran out I dropped my phone in my sink Yeah I don't care I'm Synnacle, Bilinnacle, Alinnacle I like this thing Chemical Ali R.I.P! (Verse 5: Confidence) Yo this one goes out to my boy Chemical R...uh I mean Chemical Ali my bad my bad I love you man I know you lookin at us from Heaven (Kahahhahahaahhhahahahahaahah) I'm just kidding man your in Hell Burning with your cousin who got hung from the back of his backyard Cuz he can't act hard, he drops bombs like he's from Iraq But he's from Iran cuz I ran to his mom's house Ran up in her blouse f**ed her with a mouse Then I came in her mouth cuz I'm not sittin here I love you man When I saw that tweet my heart kinda stopped Chemical Ali is my brother, it'll never stop He is the best Better then the rest He mixes chemicals like he's a f**ing chem-ist! (Oh oh sh**!) f** man, I love you man I'm looking up at you right now Actually we're driving on the ground as I pound in your mound f** it here you go (Verse 6: Mic. Knowledge) I'm a beast call me Halo I get it in, I shake my a** like J-Lo I got work b**hes, I do work b**hes I still got stitches on my dickses I'm a beast I'm a monster Still got custards on my mustard Yeah I do what it does, just pa**ed Wawa Now I'm at Point Landing My point is oustanding My attendence is out canding yeahhh Go Lakers, f** Cavilers I do what it does I do it right here Like Kobe Bryant I just sh** on n***as I got bigger figures as big as Jiggas Y'all don't wanna f** with me f** Jay-Z He ain't got sh** on me I got game like The Game A King, A Jeans, A Vest, A b**h, b*tch I sh** on you You can't murder me I murder you on every single track I'm a train off the railroad tracks I'm an airplane with no flight plan You just missed your flight man! What you gonna do? You must flap your arms Until you get out of my barn stupid b**h Get in your own car, I heard you was doing donuts at Wal-Mart Don't get smart, i'll leave your b**h a** cased up like PetsMart b*tch! (Outro) (Confidence) Alright yo this was Milkshake Freestyle (Milkshake) January 24th or some sh** like that I dunno. Alright yo, we're out see ya next time, for the remix, b**h!