Lil' John - BX Liquor Store Freestyle lyrics

(Verse 1: Confidence) f**, alright I'm goin I'm goin, alright We came home from the gym, playing basketball with Naps In his napsack, gotta big fat sack In his bu*t crack he can't f**in play hackey sack Knick Knack patty wack, on my little caddywack Ridin in the Cadillac, shotgun Get at me, I'm the hot one I'll b**h slap you, and your mom Cuz I am the sh** I sh** like laxitives, cuz I do what it did Yeah I'm past tense, so f** with it I can't f**in sh** cuz I just sh**ted Oh yeah come on (Verse 2: Mic. Knowledge) Alright, alright Following the Mazda eatin Pasta I do what it does, for Marrasa I'm tired of this f**in Honda Tryna get it off like a Panda, bear Better get outta here before I wear your skin, on my skin I'm a crazy mother f**er I wear sheep skin Yeah, f** Cancun, I mean Chalupa Uh I mean Chinchilla I just wanna be in ya Like a Eskimo eating ice cream in the middle of winter Cuz I do better then splinters It's snowing outside, but I don't give a f** They call me Frosty the Snowman, cuz I push snow man I got a better plan, to do what it does (Technical Disscussion) (Verse 3: Confidence) Alright Dust is falling from the sky, oh sh** hold on. Momentary confliction Ohhh again babyyy! (we did this before?) uh I think so, but why not I love it. (haha ok) Yeah, the dust is fallin from the sky Little droplets are fallin in my eye I can't walk cuz I'm high, no I'm kinda low I got iced tea at the BX Liquor store It really wasn't, I'm sitting here buzzin On some sh** that I was cussin but I wasn't cussin I am your cousin, I f** you like I was your cousin We got incest going on in the family In my family tree, there's like 3 black guys...(oh really) they're hanging there (ohhhh hahaha) Oh sh** I shouldn't have went there, that was kind of a bad joke I'll come and poke at ya throat With my dick, and choke you like a rope-a-dope Muhammed Ali, can't f** with me (again?) Chemical Ali, the f**in best in my family tree Yeah cuz I'm beast, beast from the East Halo, I love you, your like Jiggalo, J-Lo Shaking your behind like Malo Cuz you can do, whatever you want You can call me, call me your brother But I am your brother from another mother and another father Yeah, we're not related at all You eat p**y in the halls Hallway teacher grabbing your balls Ninja like you Jose runnin up walls Yeah b**h doing frontflips in gym cla** Not even hesitating, but he's body is so hesitent It's gonna leave me headachin Yeah b**h go (Verse 4: Mic. Knowledge) Yeah, yeah Playing basketball at the gym You know how we shoot at hoops that are like 10 million feet high I just beat his a** playing horsefly Yeah with a horsefly swatter I'll get ya b**h wetter then water I do it ya know I'm after your daughter You better show me what I taught her I'm after your mother, Free World you know what it do I say it in every freestyle cuz I'm so wild I do it in front of ya child I'll do it like A King and f** you in the play pen Cuz I don't play boy, and I stay in, and then I'm out Once I see the seman I'm leaving YOUNG FRESH AND CLEAN With no hands in between Haha yeah cuz I like to clap p**y With my hands inside, her tushee Have my nose in her a**hole while I eat her out I just like to take her out and leave and don't pay Cuz I like to stay at McDonalds Pay for the dollar menu Then I get uh menu I look better then you Then say bless you Cuz I sneezed in front of ya face b**h You better chase b**h Or get a lace b**h It's snowing outside and the corn fields are full of residue Whatcha gonna do when I come for you and your crew And I blew, me and my little doggy Blue in the Tribute (Verse 5: Confidence) It's my turn, cuz we're turnin 35's the speed limit but we going 40 Yeah I did it, it's snowing still He just said it about 5 minutes ago, actually about 3 Maybe even 1, I'm having fun In the back of the Tribute, I'm actually in the front Yeah b**h, going around the curve it's 20 miles I'm so bile, can't have me filed When I come and attack you like I'm a child I'll run up in your p**y Clap it like it's my own tushee And i'll wipe it like its my own tushee You can't f** with it I'm f**-in it Cuz I'm so the sh** I got condoms to go They're in a little package so I can go Put it in my wallet so they don't drip And leak cuz that's what they do You gleat and you bleak oh sh** it's over We going into Cypress, we do it just like this Uh yeah we turn no outlet slow child so you gotta be slow (Outro) (Alarm clock ringing) Oh God it's time to wake up Alright I gotta wake up, it's time to go to sleep guys Uh what freestyle is this BX? (BX Liquor store) BX Liquor store Freestyle Check us out on the radio. GGGGGGGGGGGG-UNOT!!!! (Gun Shots) b**h a** mother f**er die mother f**er AH AH Oh sh**