Lil Dicky - Too High lyrics

[Intro] Wa**up, wa**up y'all L-D aka Young Dick Had to make a track about smoking weed, man Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all It's like, it's like, it's like [Verse 1] Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks I'm wit ma team in this b**h, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of Bill Nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- *Bill Nye Skit* Now I'm getting hungry than a muthaf**a Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 Where'd I put that honey mustard Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthaf**a Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit bu*ter from last week How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask Jeeves Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow) Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pa**, gotcha ga**ed Now ya man is f**ed [Hook] And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a b**h, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm f**in faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this f**in place, cause he too high [Verse 2] Now I'm freakin out up in this b**h Can't control it and ma homies pa**in round another spliff So I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cause the weed in you beating you Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining f**ing something That pretty girl I'm humping Becoming my f**in cousin, or mother or brother Or some other f**ing disgusting person Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that sh** Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the f** a human being wanna f** a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having a** thing Man I'm high as f** [Hook] And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a b**h, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm f**in faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this f**in place, cause he too high [Verse 3] Rock hard co*k, cause I'm watching Katy Perry And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow) Damn, I ain't even got no candy So now I'm at the f**ing C store Where ya man be torn than a maf**a Peanut m&m's or a Twix Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the cashier Homeland, Nazir! S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothaf**in street Gotta wait until that muthaf**a's green Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks Gotta sh**, but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text, took about an hour Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground Man I'm f**ed up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up This s**s I'm high as f** [Hook] And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff But I think I'm way too high And I ain't wanna come off like a b**h, so I took another hit But I think ma brains too fried And yeah I'm f**in faded but I hate it I'm praying that I make it Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late To save Dicky from this f**in place, cause he too high