Lil Dicky - Bars lyrics

What it do Was 22 up in the room Thinkin bout a way that I could make a move Make a boom Debated to move to LA To make it in movies But traded the pool shade and gravitated to music Now I'm spittin the hottest sh** It don't matter the competition Is sadder than a bladder that be lackin a pot to piss in It's actually kinda sicknin The rap is beyond horrific Admit it bruh, waka flaka flame is somehow respected? The game has gotta change, used to listen to jay Up on the train, now they floodin the waves with 2 chainz I feel like I separate with ma lines like 2 lanes It's a dark knight when the joker's better than them banes Of the rap game, all of 'em rap lame, They claimin all em ballin, well then all of em sac kings At least they in the league tho I can't even cop a f**in peacoat That's why I'm aiming outside the box, like it's a free throw The weed smoke f**in the air up Got this mothaf**a snackin more than Miggy Cabrera Got dis maf**a rappin some crack and yappin about it on his cell phone Tell holmes this is the track, that I got ma swell on And I spit that sh** so fast sometimes I need to slow it down All these b**hes up in the crib, it's like ma home a pound Tell me I ain't hold it down Spittin ridiculous, ticklin b**hes Up into they britches, and rip em like tickets And fastballs, lookin at a cutie on the dance flo I visualize that booty with the pants off Had a little dance off And I ain't had no shot it was the a** fault Cause shawty body arguably hotter than august asphault They claimin they great, man these rappers straight lebroning I'm layin in wait, to smack the f** up out dat spalding I'm hatin every song, they celebratin poppin dom But I be takin shots a brandy like a kobe at the prom pic Bomb sh**, ya'll should see ma muthaf**in blonde b**h The bombs on dat body shawty just gotta be Islamic I twist and I turn her on till she wet like she a faucet No rapper give you more a set... isn't it ironic? Because I'm seein these labels Pumpin out the horsesh**, got me callin em stables Pumpin out the tours quick, but they ain't makin hits Ain't nobody great as this White boy k**in brothers on that cane and abel tipppp Tri tip steak, up on a plate, I'm on a date With a dime b**h, nibbling cake But nevermind that Someone tell me where the f** the rhymes at I was bumpin nas in his prime and you gonn sign that? Oh well, guess I'm better than they'll ever be I could do it serious but they prefer the levity I ain't really hearin nuffin Say I ain't the man I'm layin in sand, zero spf for the tan But now I'm back in this muthaf**a, spit hotta than a flame throw Waitin to hear em call on ma name like rap a game show Tell me this is lame, Though I know that is bogus Gotta focus Be the dopest With the most set of quotes, and the grossest When I flow sick, and the hope is Notice is right around the corner, my time to shine Is almost aligned, something like a quarter to nine If I could have a quarter for the metaphors in my rhymes I'd only have a couple dollas so I'm stickin with dimes, ya know? They getting off like a train stop I'm lookin at ma dick like how the f** do you stay rock No southern carolina, how you got so much game co*k Cause you movin that vagina in the dark like a stage prop It's all good I'm making this the outro I had to f**in spit, this is what I'm about bro And you know what it is, holla back up at the kid Slim bo*er So damn hard, this sh** is over