Lil Dicky - The Basement lyrics

[Intro:] Wasup ya'll? let me preface this by saying this is not a Mac Miller diss by any means I actually like mac miller bu*t, but right now he probably is the most popular rapper excluding Eminem And I'm just not even close so you can understand why I would rap over one of his beats I got a little bit of Kobe in me and if Kobe saw Lebron he would wanna rap over one of his beats Metaphorically speaking, I know he ain't Lebron, bu*t, but you get what the f** I'm saying Maybe he's more of a Jo Johnson type of sh**, no disrespect f**... this undergrad b**h tryn f** And her chest deserves an A, like she handle da puck She know D been bumpin Drake like ya man a Canuk Homie even if it's May in LA... I'm so f**in cold Roll good on that Westside Hoes cook like they country thick So hood up in Best Buy Controller, D punkin kids Loading up the used dishes Rollin up with two b**hes Hope they old enough To get folded up, I'm not bold enough to do prison I been drinkin sippin something so horrific, ya dig it Because I tipped the bartender extra, then he put extra liquor In dat sh**. Goddamn. Das a misinterpretation Hate it when they stiff. Overtipping cause I'm caking Take in errything a maf**a say Been about rap, figured out that from the basement I ain't talkin bout rap city on black entertainment Talkin bout the place I was raised in Plate full uh bacon Making a bagel and bake on occasion Back then woulda made rap for grades Now a maf**a make rap for pay And them b**hes too Chickens that I'm bangin so appealing They been Shagging on ma balls, like they practicing they fielding and I Sorta make em pop off Make em take they socks off Round the f**in bases then get pounded like a walk off Aw naw... This a f**ing statement I'm making They been hesitating to give lil David space at the table Cause they label a capable able j** gay and too playful Watching cable naked, the AC blowin major like slater's dad Why you hater's mad? Maybe I should get a couple tats Maybe I should get in trouble and be dumbin down the rap Look at Mac White as f** but lookin thugger than a trap spot Need another mac 'stead of luggin round this laptop Blackballed From the muthaf**in rap blogs Cause I rap odd, never talkin bout a f**in black card Ion't gotta play da black card, cause I rap hard Ion't think it mean I gotta act hard f** it tho Despite dat LD straight f**ing hoes Ma chickens stay hot, no buffalo Ma hand been up in her bod, no muppet ho Whatcha know bout a maf**in kid up with a job Coulda fit in with the mob, had a kid and a garage But I didn't now I'm spittin like a mothaf**in slob Doin sh** up in garageband, better than the gods of the game do Ya'll better know ma name soon I ain't no clown, when you laughin out loud Don't forget you getting down to a great tune Make room I'm coming for you muthaf**in rappers spittin dogsh** Yeah I'm f**in funny, but this muthaf**in dog spit Aw sh**... I could write a TV show tomorrow But before I get dat Emmy I'm a make you b**hes sorry that I'm gone [Outro - Lil Dicky:] Yeah, and once again no disrespect to Mac, Mac I actually follow you on Vine, I'm f**ing with you, it looks like your having a pretty ridiculous amount of fun, Sometimes your at a pool, sometimes your smoking weed and rapping Would love to be a part of it, if vine is any indicator your life is awesome Okay I got to go to work, cya