Lightyear - Data's Double Chin lyrics

Sunshine stings my eyes And I'm missing you And it cuts like It cuts like knives This is not getting any easier Irrelevent stuff I should but I don't think I will change the world (My name is Master Samwise Gangee and that's fine honestly) On a more in-depth inspection Jon from Captain Everything! is hairier than me Chas this is sober Turn this toss over Or at least skip to the bit where Dr Spock tries Talking to the whales in his Y-fronts And you call me geek You f**ing Trekkie fan And wannabe Gandalf I'm just a nerd Obsessed with Ernie Ball At least it's bloomin' real Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi (Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi) Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi (Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi) Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi (Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi) Your mum's got big hands and shops at Aldi Your mum's got big hands and shops at Well Ready steady look at this sh** lyrical action I'm dropping these babies like (Michael Jackson) I didn't know what to say When I saw his face melt on mushrooms that day Cheese and wine or cider and chips Boneless variations or Three sixty flips We specialise and cater Whatever your persuasion Seven naked men for every Occasion I'm Captain Of Everything Inside my head With Five Knuckles clenched my friend You're better off dead I'm stronger in this weakness Much stronger than before It's our genetics, our blood Our understanding Of an unspoken ethic And an unspoken law (Data's) Leonard Nimoy (Double) Dianna Troi (Chin) Leonard Nimoy Seven of Nine (Data's) Leonard Nimoy (Double) Dianna Troi (Chin) Leonard Nimoy Seven of Nine Tweaked ankles And a tweaked music industry Rec. exec. steps up (And I'll gla** him with a cup of tea) In that Lightyear hooded top You look particularly dapper We've Bombed Ibiza Now we'll bomb Ayia Napa We'll bomb George Bush While he's sitting on the crapper Resident President Evil There's zombies in the Whitehouse Playing with their Scalextric And their clockwork Evel Knievel I'm Captain Of Everything Inside my head With Five Knuckles clenched my friend You're better off dead I'm stronger in this weakness Much stronger than before It's our genetics, our blood Our understanding Of an unspoken ethic And an unspoken law