Lightnin' Rod - Sport lyrics

It was a full moon In the middle of June In the summer of fifty-nine I was young and cool And shot a bad game of pool And hustled all the chumps I could find Now they called me Sport 'Cause I pushed a boss short And loved all the women to d**h I partied hard And packed a mean rod 'N could knock you out with a right or a left I had learned to shoot pool Playing hooky from school At the tender age of nine And by the time I was eleven I could pad-roll seven And down me a whole quart of wine I was makin' it a point To smoke me a joint At least once during the course of a day And I was snortin' scag While other kids played tag And elders went to church to pray I've pitched pennies And downed bennies And played the horses at the track I've won at cards Against tremendous odds And my favorite game was Black Jack I've seldom lost 'Cause my game was so boss I mean I had my sh** down, pal And I was runnin' through b**hes Like rags to riches 'Cause that's where my heart was at Yea, I was a down stud's dream A hustler supreme There wasn't no game that I couldn't play And if I caught a dude cheatin' I would give him a beatin' And I might even blow 'em away!