Liger Hood - I Am Tiger Woods lyrics

(First Verse) Goin' to the Club, about a choose the Driver Gotta Mayback, Gotta Layback in the Minx Fur Hairline look like I'm 40, so I'm sippin' that 40 It's hard for me to get horny, So I just get 40 b**hes Just f** yo b**h, call that sh** an Affair Versace, Versace, but Nike that's that sh** I wear Black Slacks, Black Cap just popped that Red Polo Pop it right back, keep that sh** flat for my portfolio What's the point been golfin' since the nineteen nineties Ain't no other n***a bust a scene with them nikes Cause when I strap on, the white people like me Cause we from the same hood where are wrist joints (be)x4 grinding Oh yeah I chose that right Driver, thank goodness for that hole-in-one The last Driver was made in china, barely made that home run Main girl givin' me the bogeys, like Rory won and it's game over Girls Knows I cheated the game, she busted the windows of my range rover (Hook) Imma Tiger Woods but I ain't feelin' me Cause I be doin' me, intimately I ain't ballin' my n***a cause I be swingin' So when I see a n***a ballin' boy I ain't missin' Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as So when that n***a in his Phantom, Imma shout my n***a Dalcolm (Second Verse) Mama rubbed her Buddha belly, now got the third Makaveli But one day, be that same level, same level that Slim Shady But the rap game ain't for me, cause golfin' my destiny A rapper livin' in tampa make my hood even more unwelcoming n***as say I ain't Hood cause tampa ain't in the “hoods” I'm that first Ninja n***a survive that white neighborhood Wanna me to act black, I said hell nah, hardly made it as that caramel Cause my life so complex, yah can't understand it, call yah n***as Precambrian Stay that Stanford Smart, shoulda woulda been that ivy league Cause these dumb n***as claim I ain't dem, woulda coulda left causalities Wore red better than Vladimir, fightin' white people on dat battlefield Wine from Mars, I'm from that Jupiter, But shine like the Sun, call that Lucifer Cuz I'm from the seasons when I'm there, it ain't no difference Yah need my mamas prescriptions, ignorant to da statistics But just be realistic, I knows what it takes to be a G Bring your independent team when you comin' to the green (I am my own Mascot) (Hook) Imma Tiger Woods but I ain't feelin' me Cause I be doin' me, intimately Ain't ballin' my n***a cause I be swingin' So when I see a n***a ballin' boy I ain't missin' Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as Cause a Tiger Woulda shoulda coulda k**s dese n***as So when that n***a in his Phantom, Imma shoutout my n***a Dalcolm (Third Verse) Last chick I was with, looked like Rita Ora When she goin' deep, I called that Rita Orca When she s** my Dick, you know I called that Rita Oral But she brushed it off, I called her Rita Oral B… b**hes ain't like Roy, he be s**in' the worst Yeah I said it McIlroy Boy, you ain't getting' that first My hit earnin' gold like I just won a platinum Did it myself, I don't need a whole album Raised & Learned from the west side but ain't reppin that west side Cause I'd rather reside from that safe side Coulda woulda said Imma from the best side But rather not you know them n***a will try to come by, with dem drive by Tryin shoot me down, ironically comin' to uptown But Imma say what I want in a gated community now Although Imma religious guy, I think I might be Jesus Christ Cause dem b**hes nailed me 3 times, called that weekend crucified."