Lifter Puller - Hardware lyrics

Took the handjob at the hardware store Made me feel just like a man It only took me eye contact to make him understand Swinging from the porches Your Dorothy outfit's gorgeous Your costume party's awesome Just some guys being anonymous Dressed with a pirate with a head full of amyls And a gun full of ammo Keep to the bathroom You were dressed like a Viking Skin-tight biking shorts Looking for a metaphor Looking for a quick divorce Discofied suicide Everyone's a friend of mine This war against euphoria We're up on the battle line That didn't seem like fifteen beers