LIEUTENANT STEEZ - LTsTeez vs. Jay-Hovas_Witness lyrics

[Round 1: LIEUTENANT STEEZ] I SPIT LIKE I GOTTA BAD TASTE DON'T LIKE LTSTEEZ, YOU GOT SOME BAD TASTE WRITE THESE fu*kING LINES WITH MAD HASTE fu*k WITH ME, THAT'LL BE A BAD DAY SPRAY YA BLOCK WITH SOME SHOTS FROM DA GLOCK, SCREAM YAWK YAWK NONSTOP, ON TOP, ni**aS ON MY co*k GOT THESE BIRDS, BUT WHEN I MAKE THE BIRD CALL, IT'S A MIGRATING FLOCK I CALL OUT @JAY-HOVAS_WITNESS [Round 1: Jay-Hova's Witness] @LTsTeez Says I got bad taste but he's spitting sh** lyrics Sounds like he's gonna have to swallow the truth grin and bear it Spitting sh** or maybe cum I hear he's into some queer sh** Got n***as on his co*k Smelling Like Teen Spirit It might sound stupid but I hope it ain't contagious He's Canibus, if we fight round two I'll Pac this Hatton's face in I bit Eminem a bit because that sh** I can stand Steez can't handle Em, he needs something that melts in his hand [Round 2: LIEUTENANT STEEZ] LYRICISM? b*tch I GOT THAT IN SPADES LIKE A CARD DECK PILE UP THESE fu*kING VERSES LIKE A MOTHERfu*kING CAR WRECK SORRY FOR THE fu*kING CURSES, SPEAKING LIKE A GYPSY WAITED FOR YOUR b*tch TO GET OFF WORK, THEN SHE SAID TIP ME A LITTLE TOO TIPSY, PROLLY, TOOK OFF HER TOPSY SHE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT sh*t IN THIS WORLD, I SAID b*tch YOU GOT ME YEAH THIS AIN'T JUST fu*kING, ME & YO b*tch BUILT A BOND TAKE THE L, YOU SQUARE, I PUT MY 7 IN HER TWO HOLES, I'M JAMES BOND NOW THERE ARE TWO WAYS WE TAKE THIS ROUTE, YA DUMB ASS HO WE CAN KEEP BEEFIN AND NOT SPEAKING FOR YEARS THE PAST NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT STARTED, BUT WE ACT RETARDED TILL ONE OF LEAKING, MAN NO I DON'T WANT THAT sh*t, SO YAWK YAWK WE COULD SQUASH SQUASH THE BEEF WITH A COLLABO [Round 2: Jay-Hova's Witness] I guess last time I was so intricate it went over your head So I dumbed it down for you let's see how this one works instead I thought I warned your a** about going round two But now I see you don't want to die you just want me around you If you can't beat 'em join 'em and you ain't beating this And all you ever wanted was to be beating my dick So now you ask for forgiveness and try to be my friend Too bad you couldn't stand like a man 'til the end You called me out again, what the f** you want more dude? You come back at me acting like a b**h because I f**ed you But you want to f** for real, oh you want to get in bed b**h? Put me to sleep like no wonder you're named after a dead b**h! That's right… feel it b**h! You f**ing poser you should have died in his place Everyone is thinking it just won't say it to your face All you do is disparage his name you're a disgrace To the entire fanbase! Even STEEZ would be pleased if you caught CRPS nerve disease To see you fall to your knees and your body ease and forever freeze And whenever these clever b's try to pressure me with "sick sh**" I start dropping remedies, your worst enemy will never leave I'm in the weight cla** of Bigs, your rhymes are light as a feather Mine are fly as seven thousand and five feathers in Chi weather I'm on a higher level with the angels in holy high heaven And you're sitting as low as holy bread that's unleavened And just stop with the YAWK YAWK You're obviously also riding Schoolboy Q's co*k Next time make sure to bring a bazooka to this knife fight Cuz the way I fight with this knife I strike fright like John Bobbit's wife And I don't want your dick but I'll still cut off that head You're gonna need it since you haven't learned to use the one on your neck Now I want to be clear here, the choice is for you son A few have said that two heads are better than none [Round 3: LIEUTENANT STEEZ] Last night I was dreaming & I saw a vision A demon, a ghost, a monster, should I perform an exorcism But he told me, naw man I'm here to turn you to a prophet Get you out the projects, I'm no longer here for the torch, so n***a you got this MAYBE I SHOULD FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS AND COMMIT SUICIDE CUZ IT'S “THE END” OF THIS BATTLE, I DO IT, DO OR DIE ASK THE b*tchES, THE BIRDS, THEY'LL ALL SAY I'M SUPER FLY YOU SUPER GROVER, YOUR b*tch RED ROVER IN MY ROVER, COME OVER FOR A SUPER TIME I STRAIGHT JUMP OFF THE ROOFTOP 'FORE I BOW DOWN TO A b*tch I GOT MY GLOCK TO YA HEAD, YOU STILL CLOWNING AND sh*t YOU DOWN WITH THIS sh*t, SICKER THAN SYPHILIS, EAR INFECTION FROM LISTENING GO TO MY CONCERT AND YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO CHRISTMAS b*tch ONLY STEEZ STOOD A CHANCE AND HE MADE IT TO CHRISTMAS EVE BUT IT'S DECEMBER 1ST, GET THE HEARSE, I'M KILLING THIS VERSE THE GAME AND YOU, DON'T ASK ME HOW, YOU'RE STILL JUST THE WORST AND I'M STILL HERE WITH THE FIRE BREATHER VERSE WHY IN THE fu*k HAS NO ONE ACQUIRED ME A HEARSE? I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE THE WORST, IMMA DIE AND BE IN FIRST YOUR DAD'S GOT BUYERS REMORSE! UH JUST GETTING STARTED [BRIDGE] GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, EVERYBODY SING GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, EVERYBODY DO THE GO fu*k YOURSELF fu*k YOU IN THE FACE AND NO sh*t MAN GO fu*k YOURSELF AND YOU A LITTLE fu*kING b*tch, b*tch, b*tch GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, fu*k YOU, AND YOUR SELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF! GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF GO fu*k YOURSELF, ni**a, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF IN THE FACE GO fu*k YOURSELF, ni**a, GO fu*k YOURSELF, GO fu*k YOURSELF IN THE FACE YOU AIN'T sh*t BEAT YA LIKE IKE, WHERE THE M QUOTE RENEGADE LIKE M &… HEAR CRICKETS IN THIS b*tch YO b*tch BOUGHT TICKETS TO THIS b*tch HEARD MY DICK WAS IN THIS b*tch b*tch YOU AIN'T sh*t UP IN THIS b*tch! I'M GOLD, A GOD, RAPS GOLDEN GOLDEN GOOSE ON TOP YOU ON THE BOTTOM, LIKE WITH YA MATES, SHOULD I STOP YOU GET THE POINT SHOUL I CONTINUE TO MOCK YOU. LIKE. co*k. fu*k YOU IMMA SCREAM YAWK YAWK! IM NAMED LTSTEEZ AND WAS NEVER A HUGE FAN, HOWS THAT FOR OXYMORON ME & YA b*tch GOT CHEMISTRY, SHE SAID YOU WERE BORON (EDDIE MURPHY LAUGH) IMMA GO JO JACKSON ON YOUR ASS, BUT YOU AIN'T NO MICHAEL THROW YOU LIKE FOOTBALL OFF A BUILDING, NOW THAT'S A DOWNWARD SPIRAL (EDDIE MURPHY LAUGH) I'M THE FUNNIEST, SLUMMIEST, BUT STILL DUMMY-IST IN THIS RAP sh*t YOU BODY OF WORK IS sh*t, BUT YOU STILL AIN'T CRAP, b*tch (DENZEL LAUGH) MY ni**a, fu*kED UR b*tch AND I GOT THE BURN LUCKY FOR U, U JUST READ 50 SHADES, LET YA FINGER DO THE WORM (EDDIE MURPHY LAUGH) I GOTTA LEAVE FOR CLASS, BUT DON'T THINK I'M THROUGH KILLING YOU, HAVEN'T EVEN CHECKEC 4 TYPOS, STILL GON BEAT YA IN ROUND 2 [Round 3: Jay-Hova's Witness] Well you know they always saying "may the best man win" And in this game LTsTeez thinks he's the best man in Fine, you're the best man then but n***a I'm the groom I'm finna honeymoon and beta test man's ten Getting funny soon, stick a playa's left hand in Then best hand in make it clap, pray for expanding Before she cuts through my hands and makes a mess Though I was saying you ate a**, it ain't that, you ate chest Cuz I was tapping your babes a**, ate your heart out while I ate breast And now you're trying to switch the news Trying to walk in my footsteps but the shoes ain't fit So you talk about screwing my b**h, guess you forgot How last round I made you my b**h I'd expect more of a man but you're j**els ain't set I've got bars of gold, your fool's cain't step You're a joker you ain't got jack not a single ace yet I got both plus your dime she's my queen in latex And next I put my money on the king now that's a safe bet So prepare to get royally flushed by my spade set I call a spade a spade so when I'm calling you out That means my spades are digging for a man whose weight's dead I already proved to you I'm in the Big-est weight cla** In fact, I'm past that I'm like the Bigs' weight wet You get wet when you bear arms like your wearing a rain vest And yet you insist on bringing a pencil to a trained vet I'm sh**tin' written warheads while you just want to play pen My rhyming level is way next, I'm close but I wouldn't say best I think that I'm going insane yet still I'm reaching a lyrical apex This ain't no lyrical miracle "play dense” sh**, this dope rhyming that makes sense You think your sh** is so great why don't you f** it up the an*s Call you f**ing dumba**, you're f**ing with lame brains And I promise that'll be my last joke about gay s** That sh** is played out even though it makes for some great jest And it made Ether and we all know how that play went It cemented the reinstatement of the greatest of the great men In this game yet, but now he's heading toward displacement And maybe in his absence I can be his great replacement And instead of all the debasement and spitting hatred I can come up Out the basement, get elevated to a lofty headspace and Write poetry from the soul for levitation Make a difference, make a statement, raise my city, lift my nation Focus less on the money and more getting “amens" Beat the path and lay the pavement for the next generation Be an inspiration for the kids with no patience Feeling weighed down by the present so they jump straight to weight lift And they give themselves a facelift from the steel and lead BANG! sh*t! ...Nah f** that, they'd rather hear an ignoramus Kicking a** so @LTsTeez just get the f** up out the way b**h Round one I sh**ted on you then rubbed your face in my defecation And that was just to cause some hesitation Before you entered in a race that you didn't have any place in Round 2 I brought the mace in I Shook the hand of fate and it slapped a n***a's face in Choked you senseless until a n***a's face went Blue, cut off your circulation I put you in permanent hibernation Watched your body deflate then put a n***a in a crate and Shoveled terrain over the grain and then erected your grave head You couldn't escape the decimation I bodied and buried you and this is the desecration! I'm beating a dead corpse at this point it's just entertainment Yet even though I slaughtered you and and everyone around me For some odd reason you still want to be adjacent Not sure if you deserve ridicule or admiration But I'm praising your unwillingness to stay dead So for now I'm raising you from your clay bed With that said you had better step it up or get to bracing For our collision like kids controlling a train set And I'm coming full freight and you can bet this ain't a fake threat We can join forces and together we can play them I'm prepared to flip an ace and let the chips fall where they may then Just as long as you're prepared to play with the elder statesmen Let's make this collaboration a great win and stay winnin'