Liam O'Donnell - My Dick lyrics

[Intro] E-e-e-very time I look at my dick Dick, dick, dick [Verse 1] Call me on the dog and bone All you Yanks, that's a telephone Here have a look, just have a butcher's Northern Mancky, co*k-muncher My dick's bigger than your brother Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother My dick's bigger than Wales And your dick's smaller than a motherf**in' snail [Verse 2] Ma bite mec Ca monte jusqu'a la tour Ta bite mec Ca voit meme pas le jour My dick like the Mississippi river My dick ask your b**h, what's for dinner? [Chorus] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick" And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick" And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick" [Verse 3] Yeah dog, it's motherf**in' Kid Cuisine My dick gets bigger than Mr. Clean So fresh you could swish it like Listerine Your dick look like Adam Levine My dick like Pinocchio nose I lie and I just watch it grow I hang low like trunk of Dumbo While your dick gets small like Frodo [Verse 4] Okay now Young Bob Barker in this motherf**er Price looking right in this motherf**er Big Dick Clark in this motherf**er Dick look like a f**in' Nutter bu*ter [Verse 5] Got more wood than Barry Bonds Dick so big, got a car alarm Dick so big that it bought the farm Your dick's like Seth Rogen's arm [Verse 6] Coming through with a big wang Doing things bigger than the big bang Your dick don't got no name Your b**h call my dick Ving Rhames V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames [Chorus] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick" And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick" (Goddamn) And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) [Bridge] Your dick's growing mold My dick shines like gold Your dick's like the Pope My dick don't get old Every morning I wake up and cry It's too much dick for one guy But if I donated my sh** to science Motherf**er probably start a riot [Chorus] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick" (Goddamn) And every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a big dick" (Goddamn) Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy sh**, that's a small dick" (That's a small dick)