I am really special 'cause there's only one of me Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long Oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy, I can barely breathe Puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar who*e I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me Happy, good, anger, bad that's my philosophy I can't do this, man, I'm not happy I am really special 'cause there's only one of me Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me These are my love handles and this is my spout But if you tip me over then mama said, "Knock you out" I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave Welcome to my happy world, now get your sh** and leave I am happy, I am good, I am I'm outta here, screw you