Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio Oh where'd that horse and carriage go? In the castle I'll build for you On an island meant just for two What if people stuck around? What if all that's lost was found? What if I could be The only one that she'd ever dream of? If I were some movie star With some big expensive car At some big first night premiere With Ben Affleck and Richard Gere Would you give me just one look If I wrote some obscure book? Would you give me just one chance In some other circumstance? Someone like me deserves someone like you Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio Oh where'd that horse and carriage go? In the castle I'll build for you On an island meant just for two What if people stuck around? What if all that's lost was found? What if I could be The only one that she'd ever dream of? If I was the great Houdini Granting wishes like a genie If I were some big tough guy Who went to Mars and made you cry Told you lies because they say Nice guys will lose anyway In some other circumstance Would you give me just one chance? Someone like me deserves someone like you Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio Oh where'd that horse and carriage go? In the castle I'll build for you On an island meant just for two What if people stuck around? What if all that's lost was found? What if I could be The only one that she'd ever dream of? What if I, what if I was the only one? If I were a super hero A good fella like De'niro If I could face all my fears Dated girls like Britney Spears Wore black leather on a Harley In Jamaica like Bob Marley In some other circumstance Would you give me just one chance? Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio Oh where'd that horse and carriage go? In the castle I'll build for you On an island meant just for two What if people stuck around? What if all that's lost was found? What if I could be The only one that she'd ever dream of? Marlyn without a Joe D'maggio Oh where'd that horse and carriage go? In the castle I'll build for you On an island meant just for two What if people stuck around? What if all that's lost was found? What if I could be The only one that she'd ever dream of?