Lewis Spears - Pinga Pete in Da Club lyrics

[Bridge] Use my list It's my birthday Cheaper entry at the door It's my birthday Two free drink cards For my birthday And you know I don't give a f** It's not my birthday! [Chorus] x2 Find me in the club Pingas in my bum I'm into taking X Can't afford to get drunk Now I'm at Cloud 9 In the dunnies doing lines So come and get high Watch me blow out and die! [Verse 1] When I pull up out front Seckie's always a c*nt When I rolled twenty shelved Twenty pingas in my bum Gangas heard I f** With Will Sparks And It's a bit of a lie But Now I'm dealing pills Like the pinga MacGyver Ain't nothing change Head down, arse up! If I see a rival dealer I will rat that c*nt out If you watch how I move You'll see me start to shuffle Touch a girl on the sly Then say "I don't want no trouble" Call me Pinga Pete Use my list if you're cheap Doesn't matter what club Doesn't really matter where If it's got s*uts and d** Man, I've got a list there! I'm feeling broke, man My money on my mind I get gum out the packet Cause my teeth on the grind Now shorty said She feeling my hands She feeling my gropes Her best friend yelled at me And now they're ready to go [Chorus]x2 [Verse 2] My blow, my hoes Cost me my dough But now I don't Pay entree fee My nangs, my smokes My ket, my googs I got a list now I sure as f** have changed And you should love it Way more than you hate it Posting ten times On a Friday You're tagged in every status I'm that c*nt by the bar Who got in before 9 No-one's here It f**ing s**s But there wasn't a line! When I'm pumping fake d** in the club It's on If you paid for some duds And you're angry I've gone Listen here, buddy It's not my fault Real d** are illegal So I sell Panadol! When I start to blow out Roll me under the couch I got no ambulance cover So, Sshh! Nobody shout! [Chorus]