Lewis Parker - Shakey Dog lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, what's the deal? What's the deal y'all? I need y'all n***as to buckle up one time Fasten your seatbelts, I'm a take y'all on some real sh** This Theodore sh**, y'all n***as know what time it is and sh** Y'nah mean? It's real motherf**in' sh**, you know [Verse] Yo, making moves back and forth uptown 60 dollars plus toll is the cab fee Wintertime bubble goose, goose, clouds of smoke Music blastin' and the Arab V blunted Whip smelling like fish from 125th Throwin' ketchup on my fries, hitting baseball spliffs Back seat with my leg all stiff Push the f**in' seat up, tartar sauce on my S Dot kicks Rocks is lit while I'm poppin' the clips I'm ready for war, got to call the Cuban guys Got the Montana booth in front of the store Made my usual gun check, safety off, come on Frank The moment is here, take your f**in' hood off and tell the driver to stay put f** them n***as on the block they shook, most of them won't look They frontin', they no crooks they f** up they own juks Look out for Jackson 5-0 cause they on foot Straight ahead is the doorway, see that lady with the shopping cart She keep a shottie co*ked in the hallway Damn she look pretty old Ghost She work for Kevin, she 'bout seventy seven She paid her dues when she smoked his brother in law at his bosses' wedding Flew to Venezuela quickly when the big fed stepped in 3 o'clock, watch the kids, third floor, last door You look paranoid that's why I can't juks with you Why? Why you behind me leery? Shakey Dog stutterin', when you got the bigger cooker on you You is a crazy motherf**er, small Hoodie dude Hilarious move, you on some Curly, Moe, Larry sh** Straight parry sh**, Krispy Kreme, c**aine, dead bodies, jail time you goin' carry it Matter of fact, all the cash, I'm a carry it Stash it in jelly and break it down at the Marriott This is the spot, yo son your burner co*ked? These f**in' maricons on the couch watchin' Sanford and Son Pa**in' they rum, fried plantains and rice Big round onions on a T-bone steak, my stomach growling Yo I want some Hold on, somebody's comin', get behind me, knock at the door Act like you stickin' me up, put the joint to my face Push me in quickly when the b**h open up Remember you don't know me, blast him if he reach for his gun Yo who goes there? Tony, Tony one second homie No matter rain, sleet or snow you know you supposed to phone me Off came the latch, Frank pushed me into the door The door flew open, dude had his mouth open Frozen, stood still with his heat bulgin' Told him Freeze! lay the f** down and enjoy the moment Frank snatched his gat, slapped him, asked him Where's the cash, coke and the crack? Get to smokin' you fast His wife stood up speakin' in Spanish Big tittie b**h holdin' the cannon Ran in the kitchen, threw a shot, the kick in the four fifth Broke a bone in her wrist and she dropped the heat Give up the coke! But the b**h wouldn't listen I'm on the floor like holy sh**! Watchin my man Frank get busy He zoned out, finished off my man's wiz He let the pitbull out, big head Bruno with the little shark's teeth chargin' Foamin' out the mouth, I'm scared Frank screamin', blowin' shots in the air Missin' his target, off the Frigidare, it grazed my ear k**ed that bullsh** pit, ran to the bathroom bu*t first Frank put two holes in the doorman's Sa**oon The coke's in the vacuum, got to the bathroom, faced his bad moves The big one had the centipede stab wound Frank shot the skinny dude, laid him out The bigger dude popped Frankie boy, played him out To be continued