Lewis Black - Blueberry pancakes lyrics

I leave you with an article from the paper That I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening I think, when your thinking about all these problem I can't sing I can't dance, but boy I can read And this is as good as it gets The first sentence It trurly is the greatests peice of journalism ever written anywhere Anytime, and i'm garateeing that A woman almost bit of her husbend peinse As he was preparing pancakes for breakfast We are all feeling a little better now arnt we Could the picture be any clearer The young man wakes up The youn woman still sleeping Sob I never do sh** around here I'm gonna change that She deseves better than what I do I'm gonna go make her pancakes