I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I've got my plastic Jeezus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid, He'll have to go He clashes with my radio Plastic Jeezus, You won't get me far Plastic Jeezus, plastic Jeezus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid, He'll have to go He clashes with my radio Plastic Jeezus, You won't get me far I don't want kisses and I don't want hugs Just want lots of s** and d** Knowing You won't get me far Don't like walking, don't like strolling Just like good old rock and rolling Plastic Jeezus, You don't get me far Plastic Jeezus, plastic Jeezus Riding on the dashboard of my car I'm afraid, He'll have to go He clashes with my radio Plastic Jeezus, You don't get me far