Let's Go Bowling - No Character lyrics

Sit back and look at this statistic I've got for you It's something brand new There's always one villain in every million I see But then I wonder if it could be me I've never dressed in black and tied a girl to a train rack Good guys aren't like that Simplisticalls disguised among the ever-growing crowd It's mix 'n' match and I'm laughing out loud People out there in the wrong boat have to row Water's rough, rudder cuts through a fish then they're sinkin' Wonder what they're thinkin', Wonder what they're thinkin' A nightmare jury told me, "We're accusing you as the one that created confusion. You mean old paltry swine, you imbecile. Let you off easy this time we will Your honesty goggles must be in blur The charge in this case is you've got no character." I bought a puzzle but the pieces were all the same That drove me insane Though in a crazy state, I figured out what it meant This defect's perfect for this said villain "So now when we think of or see you I'm sure the first thing we'll think of's that you've got no character."