Less Than Jake - Channel 16 lyrics

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker stole my identity now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (Yee Haw) I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts