("Everyone to the bar!") [Chorus:] Don't call me Rich don't call me George just call me cheez that's who [alt: what] I am [x3] not Rich, not George I'm Cheez Civilized until the keg runs dry and he's tried to drink from 9 to 5 and then from 5 to 9 always drunk and going crazy (always) drunk, going [alt: and] crazy you better believe it [Chorus] Chesterfield, where the keg's never dry it's always filled have another beer with fear have another beer or two then he'll show you his cheese tattoo always drunk, going crazy you better believe it [Chorus] (alt: Don't call me Rich don't call me George just call me cheez that's what I am [x3] not Rich Allen George I'm Cheez)