(Talking:) Everyone to the bar Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez Civilized until the keg runs dry and he's tried to drink from 9 to 5 and then from 5 to 9 Always drunk and going crazy Always drunk, going crazy You better believe it Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Not Rich, not George, I'm Cheez Chesterfield where the keg's never dry it's always filled Have another beer with fear or have another beer or two he'll show you his Cheese tattoo Always drunk, going crazy You better believe it Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Don't call me Rich Don't call me George Just call me Cheez that's who I am Not Rich Allen George, I'm Cheez Aye, aye, aye aye Cinco de moustache The kids that are hip they grow hair on their lip They don't have a razor They don't give a sh** They grow and grow and grow So let your moustache show Oh yeah!