Leslie Hall - No Pants Policy lyrics

No pants policy if you're dancing next to me My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret I'm spray tan, golden brown, Bra with wires, digging down Hunting, trapping sugar boos Want your lotion paws up on my hooves Don't be roody Judy Don't be sad Sam Watch your chatty Kathy all up on my lady pants I'm taking public transportation Taking lady vitamins I'm taking any kind of lovin as long as it doesn't end I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs I see your calves all surprised I had this rule authorised No pants (ah ah ah) No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah) (pa pa pa pa pa pa) I got my blinders on I can't see them watching us But if they all get winky at ya I will make them apple sauce Bring me your weak beats Bring me your slow jams I'm not gonna get picky when you all start to understand Pound the floor some more You got me thinking that I'm lovin you Lovin the dance moves Lovin the attitude I can focus my vision I'm 20/20 strong And as long we keep dancing You'll have to play along I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs I see your calves all surprised I had this rule authorised No pants (ah ah ah) No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah) No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me Trust me I'm a lady I don't even have a baby I just wanna see a hottie with a body, cuttin loose I don't wanna touch you much The music makes me get so grabby Keep the heat up Keep the beat up Take your pants off I'll be happy No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy (ah ah ah) if you're dancing next to me I wanna march with you to the beat Watch and learn don't take a seat We'll check your pulse later over ketchup and a tater Cause you're my new inspiration, you're my new set of rules And according to the story wearing pants is for fools I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy, i-i-i-if you're dancing next to me Keep playing the jams, keep playing the songs I see your thighs all surprised I had this rule authorised No pants (ah ah ah) No pants (ah ah ah) No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)