Les Négresses Vertes - Le Père Magloire lyrics

Idiot, fou, epileptique Idiot, fool, epileptic Grand-pere Magloire Grandpa Myglory Ne suce pas de l'eau qui pique doesn't s** the water that stings Le Perrier lui file des aigreurs Perrier gives him heartburn Grand-pere Magloire a mal au coeur Grandpa Myglory is sick at heart C'est ainsi qu'il perd la raison It's thus that he loses reason Quand grand-pere arrete de boire When grandpa stops drinking Ce cochon se transforme This ba*tard turns into an en vieux con an old a**hole Non, non grand-pere No, no grandpa Ne t'mets pas en colere Don't get angry Bois un canon, Drink a cannon Dans le fond t'as p'tet raison. At the bottom you're maybe right. L'eau t'rend fada, Water makes you barmy Grincheux et pas sympa, grumpy and not nice Mais tu radotes But you talk a load of drivel Quand tu pisses dans tes bottes. When you piss in your boots. Idiot, fou, epileptique, Idiot, fool, epileptic Grand-pere Magloire Grandpa Myglory Si il touche a la badouwa If he touches the sparkling water Le grand-pere Magloire a mal au foie Grandpa is sick in the liver C'est ainsi qu'il deraisonne It's thus that he loses reason Quand grand-pere stoppe de cuver When grandpa's off the wine Il ne r'connait plus personne He no longer recognizes anyone Et c'est bubonne qu'il bastonne It's the wifey that he starts hitting Non, non grand-pere No, no grandpa Ne t'mets pas en colere Don't get angry Bois un canon, Drink a cannon, Dans le fond t'as p'tet raison. At the bottom you're maybe right. L'eau t'rend fada, Water makes you barmy Grincheux et pas sympa, grumpy and not nice Mais tu radotes But you talk a load of drivel Quand tu pisses dans tes bottes. When you piss in your boots. Idiot, fou, epileptique Idiot, fool, epileptic Grand-pere Magloire Grandpa Myglory A un medecin pas catholique has a weird doctor Qui lui ordonne du valium who puts him on Valium Grand-pere Magloire n'est plus Grandpa Myglory is no longer un homme a man Mais v'la l'Beaujolpif nouveau But look, some cheap wine Grand-pere craque et boit un verre Grandpa cracks and drinks a gla** On l'fout en maison de repos Off he goes to a convalescent home Les psychiatres lui font la peau The psychiatrists get his a** Non, non grand-pere No, no grandpa Ne t'mets pas en colere Don't get angry Bois un canon, Drink a cannon, Dans le fond t'as p'tet raison. At the bottom you're maybe right. L'eau t'rend fada, Water makes you barmy Grincheux et pas sympa, grumpy and not nice Mais tu radotes But you talk a load of drivel Quand tu pisses dans tes bottes. When you piss in your boots. Idiot, fou, epileptique, Idiot, fool, epileptic Pov'grand-pere, Poor grandpa La loi est meurtriere The law is a murderer J'leve mon canon I raise my cannon A toi et mort aux cons. to you and d**h to the ba*tards. Vive la java Long live the java waltz Et les blouses blanches basta And the white coats basta Et l'on radote, And one prattles on En chialant un vieux pote, while blubbering an old jar Idiot, fou, epileptique. Idiot, fool, epileptic.