Ladies and Gentlemen We proudly present just for you The one and only Les Humphries Singers Family Show! If we go to a show They reserve us a row Keep it in the family And we all lend a hand 'cause we all understand Keep it in the family. Were confident that we'll get there 'Cause everything we have we share. And if I got the flu well I've give it to you To keep it in the family. Come and see the Family show Come and see the Family show Come and help the family grow It's one big family 'tin pan am allee Family family show. If we go on a trip On a plane or a ship Keep it in the family. We just charter a flight Then we know we're allright Keep it in the family. When everybody's settled down. The wheels begin to leave the ground Then were well on our way to a good holiday To keep it in the family Come and see the Family show ... Now if everyone's in well I think we'll begin Keep it in the family. If you're sitting at ease And you're not hard to please Keep it in the family. When the curtain starts to rise Hope you get a nice surprise Now I've just got to say Get the show under way Keep it in the family. Come and see the Family show ... Now before you all go We would like you to know Keep it in the family. If you liked it a bit Well we think it's just great Keep it in the family. We'd like to say just one more thing If it was to your liking If you're at a loose end Come and see it again To keep it in the family. Hope you liked the family show Hope you liked the family show ...