You say you love me but you never beep me You always promise but you never date me I try to fax but it's busy, always I try the network but you crash the gateways You never spend your nights with me You don't go out with other girls either You only love your collider I fill you screen with hearts and roses I fill your mail file with lovely phrases They all come back: "invalid user" You never let me into your computer You never spend your nights with me You don't go out with other girls either You prefer your collider I gave you golden ring to show you my love You went to stick it in a printed circuit To fix a voltage leak in your collector You plug my feelings into your detector You never spend your nights with me You don't go out with other girls either You only love your collider Your collider. Your collider.