Les Claypool - What Would Sir George Martin Do lyrics

Sir George Martin Sir George Martin Sir George Martin What would Sir George Martin do Sir George Martin Sir George Martin Sir George Martin What would Sir George Martin do Flew into London landed in Heathrow Waiting on the baggage man It soon became apparent they couldn't find my luggage I stood there with my pecker in my hand It's times like these I wish I were a little more a**ertive Why can't I be just like my father always told me to be Sir George Martin Sir George Martin Sir George Martin What would Sir George Martin do Wanted to catch a cab but I hadn't any Sterling The ATM was broken where I went The Grange hotel reluctantly advanced me on the Amex But then they billed me twenty percent It's times like these I tend to get overly a**ertive Why can't I be just like my mother always told me to be Sir George Martin Sir George Martin Sir George Martin What would Sir George Martin do A film I saw was introduced by Sir George Martin Then he sat two seats in front of me I filled my head with vino and I marvelled in the darkness Pondering his stellar legacy It's times like these my memories are gloriously a**ertive I try to be just like my teacher always told me to be Sir George Martin Sir George Martin Sir George Martin What would Sir George Martin do We spent the rest of the night with friends and Giles Martin Stories and tequila began to flow Jason Mac he vomited into some poor ba*tards pocket That's when I knew it was time to go It's times like these I have to stand up and be a**ertive I try to be just like the Doctor always tells me to be Sir George Martin Sir George Martin Sir George Martin What would Sir George Martin do