Les Claypool And The Holy Mackerel - George E. Porge lyrics

All the time talking 'bout the inspiration Best leave off about the rhyme Along comes a boy He's filled with adulation Speculates if now is not the time She was known to take a drop or two in the morning Yesterdays and lazy days the same Will collagen and fingernails and silicon adorning All the boys, they knew her all by name Now he's a sport and she's a sport and all the world, they love a sport And if you got the urge, we got the time Layin' on her side, it makes her melancholy She speculates if now is not the time Now baby's breath and orchids are a lethal combination. When you get that girl you got to go And finger pie in April leads to penetration... But June, she's apt to take it kinda slow HE's born in Beverly Hills but raised in Albuquerque All the little girls, they thought him fine But George E. Porge, he's kissed the girls and felt he's rather kiss the boys And speculates if now is not the time