[Verse 1] The greatest lost track of all time The Late Greats' "Turpentine" You can't hear it on the radio You can't hear it anywhere you go [Verse 2] The best band will never get signed K-Settes starring Butcher's Blind Are so good, you won't ever know They never even played a show You can't hear them on the radio [Verse 3] The greatest singer in rock and roll Would have to be Romeo His vocal chords are made of gold He just looks a little too old [Verse 4] The best song will never get sung The best life never leaves your lungs So good, you won't ever know I never hear it on the radio Can't hear it on the radio