I'm up in Oakland on a Saturday night Lord, I said I just didn't feel right Goodnight, ladies all around But the right one hadn't found me such a bad night I didn't feel right Then a friend came over 'fore it got too late Asked me if I'd like you as a double date My stars above, I fell in love With the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Yeah, the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Now Queenie's a lady, she's quite a child Oh, she'll make you feel fine Remember the time when a trucker from Dallas Was callous to Queenie with his rude side Now he can't deny, that he gotten much more, than balled before Queenie's right across, running to the floor Now he knows better than to mate With the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) The queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Oh, as fast as a bullet, she can jam all night Makes a full grown wonder bull die with fright When we get home, alone in love She murmurs like a sweet moaning dove, ooh Oh, such a lady, she's quite a child She'll make me feel good in this heart of mine She's my love, she's a lady She's the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Ah, the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) I'm talkin' 'bout the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Yeah, she's the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Oh, queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) She's the queen of the roller derby (Queen of the roller derby) Ooh