I want to be seduced Want a woman to take me out to dinner for two Like to see her eyes get moody Flirting with the thought of what flirting ought to do Like to be real cool Let her think about getting little me in bed Have a chat about Magna Carta Puerto Vallarta, something Ghandi said I might demur politely, falter slightly If she tried to fondle my knee But I'm relatively certain I'd compromise if I know me I want to be seduced Want a woman to talk to me suggestively Want to hear her say she'll be with me tomorrow morning Drinking hot jasmine tea Want her to make me laugh Make a point of touching me when when she talks Leaving all the jealous men in the joint To mumble in their beer and gawk I know it only happens When I'm napping Nodding in a reverie That I find myself a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me I know it only happens When I'm napping Nodding in a reverie That I find myself a woman who wouldn't mind seducing Starting from the moment that we've been introduced I'd like to find a woman who wouldn't mind seducing me