Oh, the tree in my garden fell down Lamppost hit me Attacked by a kitty Oh, they released the hounds Door fell on me Lost my teddy My luck is fading away More and more every day I don't know why I'm so unlucky It's never been this way before I don't think that I've been this fat Since I was three of four Oh, lost my job today Never ever once got payed Oh, my DVD player broke Dog's on fire Tripped over a wire