Lentil - Friend Of A Friend Of A Rapping Potato lyrics

My shoes smell really bad So much it makes me sad So much I nearly cried I even almost died So I ain't got no shoes I'm feelin really blue I gotta spend 30 pounds To step foot on the ground Later on I was outside I was testin my new kite I got stuck in an electrical wire It set my on fire I was screaming around the place You should have seen the look on my face It was melting down my shirt It fell into a pile of dirt Later i fell out of bed I landed straight on my head Which, by the way, was virtually gone But my life still goes on