I had been drinking bad whiskey While thinking 'bout her And ended up swinging The man who was bringing her flowers The son-of-a-b**h He's ugly but rich That's nothing new But Moses tried roses And all macho poses But I'm the one in her bed Was I any good I mean in the mood of romance I can't recall anything at all Since the first dance Now somehow I'm here With you, my dear "What would you like to do?" Last night you said, "Nada" I'm still wondering whata * Have mercy on me I'm beggin' you please Could you believe I just had A drink or two Why in the hell am I now Feeling so blue (* Repeat)