This little song is written For you on this bad day Just think of better things A nice tea, a big J Get in the bathtub Scrub-a-dub-dub Then eat some grub Slacking off And feeling fat Won't get you here You should not need For me to sing a sad song You should just be Happy, horny and strong This may sound corny You see let's be your friend I'm ready to breakdance So sh** it's not the end Check out your pal Your pretty, pretty pal And look out 'cause it gets worse Your face will stay like that forever If the wind changes your curse You should not need For me to sing a sad song You should just be Happy, horny and strong