If you are a child You've probably seen The Wiggles on TV And though they appear To be best of friends There's so much that you don't see Soon as the cameras are off, they don't linger Before having cigarette break in the hall Scowling, they stare at their shoes and their fingers And none of them speaks to the others at all This one time on set Greg stumbles in drunk Just like he does every day But he lets it slip He spent all last night With Anthony's fiance Silence, then everything suddenly launches Into a red-yellow-blue-purple fight Tapings postponed because Murray's unconscious And Jeff cries himself to sleep later that night