Diablo raises an eyebrow Strawberry milkshake in hand I try my best to distract myself But he really wants to be in the band Can he play the drums, or the clarinet? Electric xylophone? Or better yet The euphonium or the clockwork flute? He's just standing there in a business suit Angels on the left side, demons on the right Never in the dark, never in the light Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed This is all I have, this is all I need Original synergized molecules Revolving electrified power tools The end of the world on April Fool's Day What have you done to my necktie? You've tied it up in a knot This is the final mistake you'll make You think you're misunderstood, but you're not Got a show tonight, but tomorrow you're out Someone call me up a talent scout Better yet, just usher that Diablo back Give him a guitar, paint it with a Union Jack Lemons on the left side, demons on the right Never in the dark, never in the light Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed This is all I have, this is all I need Life in the chair at the hair salon Taking the time to reflect upon Some things that are too difficult to convey Ooh, Original synergized molecules Revolving electrified power tools The end of the world on April Fool's Day