Lemon Demon - Run, Harry, Run! lyrics

Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the Fall He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call The Dursley's, Harry's relatives, were wretched as can be-a He prayed each night to Satan that they'd die from gonhorrea But one day he recieved a note that Hogwarts had burned down "Oh no!" he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, "Harry! You've been PUNK'D!" Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore's old smirk He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard He pinned him down with all his weight, and that's when it got weird Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead