Lemon Demon - FUTURE! lyrics

Good morning, people of humbler times! My a**ociates and I, we come to you from the future. That's right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tell. Stories of war, stories of science, oh yes, things that will change your lives forever. But all we're prepared to divulge today is this cryptic song: in the year 2004, we were opening the door to a pathway full of sunny looking times in the year 2005, stopwatch futures took a dive leaving us with nothing more than cents and dimes in the years we've yet to see we do not know, but we agree that there will be no rest we'll pa** our test become obsessed and free in the year 2006, we discovered magic tricks which we used for waging war against the odds in the year 2007, they invited us to Heaven and we plundered the Casino of the Gods in the years we've yet to know there is no rain, there's only snow and there will be no sound no sky, no ground so turn around and go, and go in the year 2008, Don LaFontaine sealed our fate in the shady corner of Pandora's Box in the year 2009, we turned water into wine then to Diet Dr. Pepper on the rocks in the years we've yet to see we do not know, but we agree that there will be no rest we'll pa** our test become obsessed and free in the year 2010, we were out the door again but our methods of respect were misconstrued in the year 2011, we were summoned back to Heaven for a lecture of unearthly magnitude in the year 2012, we were sadly forced to delve into a leather-bound compendium or two in the year 2013, we destroyed the new machine thus completing what we thought we'd never do