Lemon Demon - Degrassi lyrics

Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi And the children in attendance were all fat and sassy Except for one little boy, and his name was Rick People pushed him around until he turned into a prick And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun To Degrassi, to have himself a little bit of fun And bang, shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma With Sean in the way, oh, what a big dilemma But then Rick died, and everything was fine Except Ashley's kinda freakin' out cause Craig lost his mind And proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes But Ashley refused, and what a big surprise When he cried like a baby, and went back to his hotel And fu*ked up the room, and stuck Joey with the bill Then he went to a wedding, and acted like a who*e Then he kicked Joeys ass, and then he cried a little more Hey, remember back when Manny and JT were going out? And JT was doing good, but then began to doubt That his little stack of dimes could measure up to Craig's When he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs So in order to get him out of his romantic slump Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump But Manny found out, and to make matters worse It turned out that Mr. Raditch used it first Well Paige got raped, and Marco is gay Spinner gets bo*ers and farts all day Toby is a dork, and Liberty is too Snake's got cancer up the wazoo Sean's on his own, and Ellie likes to cut Alex is a b*tch, and Manny is a s*ut Emma's kinda whiny, and Terri got hit Hazel doesn't ever seem to do jack sh*t Degrassi is my favorite thing When the theme song plays I always have to sing I hope that it never goes off the air I'd even miss Spinner's hair