Leilani Jones - Ya Never Know lyrics

[INTERVIEWER] And thus we conclude our interview with Seymour Krelborn, the young botanical...do you mind if I call you a genious? [SEYMOUR] Gosh no! [INTERVIEWER] The genious who's developed a new breed of plant life hither to unknown on this planet, the Audrey II! Oh! One last question Mr. Krelborn. Do you feed it anything special? [SEYMOUR] Special? Uh, no. It's a secret formula, but it's uh, not hard to come by [INTERVIEWER] I see. Well thanks for stopping by. It's been a pleasure- [SEYMOUR] (Simultaneously) I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display exclusively at Mushnick's Skid Row Florist Shop, open six days a week...10 to 6!!! [INTERVIEWER] Well thank you. This is radio station WSKID [MUSHNICK] The address! The address! Mention the addr- Oh well. It's still great advertising Ya Never Know [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] One day he pushed a broom Nothing in his news but gloom And doom Then he lit a fuse and give hime room Stand aside and watch that Mothah blow Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! Don't it go to show ya never know? Seymour was in a funk He was number zero Whod'a thunk he'd become a hero? Just a punk, he was a forgotten So-and-so Then one day- Crash! Kerplunk! Don't it go to show ya never know? [RONETTE] All the world used to screw him Biff-wham-pow! Now the interview him And they clamor to put his remarks On the air All the worls used to hate him Now they're startin' t'appreciate him All becuase of that strange little plant Over there [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Observe him! Here's a chap Everything is landing in his lap [SEYMOUR] I just cut my hand and in a snap Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened [SEYMOUR, CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Zam! Kazap! Don't it go to show ya never know? One day you're slinging hash Feeling so rejected Lightning flash, you get resurrected Make a splash- now you rate the big Bravissimo And with a thundercrash- Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom Zang kazunk, zam kazoom Zowee powee holy cow he Ordered up a rainbow to go Wow! Pow! Lookout below! Don't it go to show ya never know?