Girls hit back When you least expect Where you most regret it Girls they don't understand Why I love my friends More than them I don't mean to say it but somebody Needs to put an end to them I don't mean to say it but somebody Needs to put an end to girls Girls decorate the house With flowers and cows And pictures of the family Girls think their misunderstood But I know goddamned well All the things they do They do to nerve me They'll never understand Wish I didn't need them