Left At London - A Therapist And A Mother Walk Into A Bar lyrics

So sat the therapist Waiting for everyone Cept for the mother Who came Both strangle adjectives In unison acquiesce She smiles "you look The same" "I haven't seen you Since mrs. Hamilton," "Almost forgot her" "I see you're doing well Glad to hear about it I am a lot worse" Somebody stop me if you've heard this one before A therapist and a mother walk into a bar For different reasons they keep turning to the door A therapist and a mother walk into a bar Therapist sentences Through pa**ive aggressiveness "How did the bridesmaid turn out" Mother sings madrigals Bubonic is topic now And how exponential her doubt Exiting fast like Phone booth of colored paper Add to the tension Gla** in her hand like End of her prohibition Prone to depression Somebody stop me if you've heard this one before A therapist and a mother walk into a bar For different reasons they keep turning to the door A therapist and a mother walk into a bar Emptiness ending it Never to see again I guess you had to be there