Leeroy Sackhair - Freak Show lyrics

[Verse 1: Local-K] Fat boy with the face of a God Pull up at your place straight bumping Ma$e like what you want? Yeah, I'm the teddy bear don Got your senorita shaking like an extra batch of flan Who be the neighborhood nuisance Can't afford two chains cause I keep giving ya'll my two cents Rapping yeah I do this, born with it like Judas My hubris is a gift that even Zeus could never lift Spark a spliff, grab a 40 concoctions that lead to bliss Nab your b**h, kissing shorty she's undressing very quick Pistol grip my Charles Dickens give me that Oliver Twist Grab the s*ut, when I'm about to bust, all up in her what Woah, almost went too far, coughing up a lung from all the honey and tar Money and cars, the people want more money and cars Its like a spar between your dreams and reality's czar But see reality's hard, try to keep up with the Jones's Lipo worked for Star so my future's not as hopeless but In the meantime I'mma spit these mean rhymes Middle finger up that's only half of the peace sign [Bridge: Local-K] (x2) Girl you got a problem? Go and shake that a** Onomatopoeia girl, make it clap, she ask Does it grow like a chia, can you make it last? I said, girl you got a problem go and shake that a** [Hook: Local-K] (x2) King Tut, throw the gold on my casket You wingnuts, I've got no times for these hasbins Imagine, all it takes is some practice If Hell on Earth, I'ma Mapquest Heaven's address [Verse 2: Local-K] Don't try this at home, see I'm the flyest I might just have to smite you with my trident Address me as your highness, then dress me with your diamonds The world's mine, I'm breaking rules like a hymen Pa** the red rum until we seeing dead people Netflix a movie maybe Brad Pitt or Don Cheadle Oceans 12, I don't typically f** with sequels But I'm tryna be peaceful hit up the reverend go and chill at a cathedral Somewhere in montecito rocking a speedo I'm feeding seagulls hot cheetos until they drop to a fetal Now I'm dodging PETA's subpoenas, but see I can't talk with the Pigs I'm no Dr. Doolittle When it come to the beats, I don't play second-fiddle This my cease and desist If you really tryna' step to my people I see no equal, posted like a perched eagle Destined to be a legend I'm like a dead Beatle So, check your head before you're seeing red I'm built infrared, suggest you quit instead The second you trip, learn your lesson never question a pimp b**h [Bridge] (x2) [Hook] (x2)