Oh Kari I'm coming home Oh Kari I'm coming home Gatorade and lemonade And lying naked in the shade Pretending that I got it made by than Sniff and stuff and dip and snuff Till I think I have enough And then I gonna get up if I can Oh Kari I'm coming home Oh Kari I'm coming home The sky is green and in between Somebody says the water's clean But I bet's just a dream by The President is popping pilles And paying all the old folks' bills And wearing a silver spoon around his neck Oh Kari I'm coming home Oh Kari I'm coming home An evil eye from the FBI Came walking by and caught my eye And I told him carefully buddy I am James Bond (don't show) He caught my bluff and took my stuff And hit me till he'd had enough And took me to a place I'm not fond of Oh Kari I won't be home Oh Kari I won't be home