Lee Adams and Charles Strouse - Everything's Great lyrics

[TOM] Everything's great Couldn't be better Up to my ears in debt Rent overdue Nothing but worries How great can things get? Here I am: Thomas J. Moody Three year old suit From Robert J. Hall Jesus H. Christ Where am I heading? These lucky feet Find the one street That's guaranteed To lead to a brick wall Every old horse Has to win sometime When is it my big purse? Things have to change Gotta get better They could not get worse! [LORNA, spoken] Look, Tom, I want to get married [TOM, spoken] Go home, Lorna! Give me some air! It's enough I've got my wife on my neck [LORNA] Here I am: Still getting nowhere Making believe It's all so divine Had to get hung On Mister Married Doing things right That's not my line Screwing things up That's where I shine [TOM] Just what I need She's gonna k** me Milking me dry, my wife [BOTH] Everything's great Couldn't be better [TOM] Birds are singing [LORNA] Vultures, maybe [TOM] Flowers blooming [LORNA] Poison ivy [BOTH] What a perfect life!