Lederhosen Lucil - Best Dishwasher I Ever Had lyrics

It's not easy to play the part When you eat bean burritos and you have to ssssssssss It's not easy to look real good When there's gum in your hair and it's stuck to wood And the wood, is in your boss's backyard At the company picnic but you just got fired It's not easy to take off that coat with the zipper zipped up bu*tons at the throat The dishes they did themselves oh yes and You know I'll never need your help and The mole that lived inside your house moved out and You know I'll never need your help It's not easy to play the queen when you're playing the king and you're ruling the scene It's not easy to walk a straight line When you're chewing your fingers and wasting your time And the time, is quickly melting away to an ugly meal you don't want to taste It's not easy to get off that a** To make a difference and make it last The dishes they did themselves oh yes and You know I'll never need your help and The mole that lived inside your house moved out and You know I'll never need your help It's so easy to play like you're seven When you're only six months and in nana heaven So easy to bake and shake when you've got the kit and your on the make It's so easy, so blase when you're writing the song you want them to play And they play the song wherever you go And you shake your big booty and you cut up the floor (rap) The dishes they did themselves oh yes and You know I'll never need your help and The mole that lived inside your house moved out and You know I'll never need your help help help help heeeeeeeelp