Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh, where to begin We are North Americans And for those of you who still think we're from England We're not, no We build our planes and our trains till we think we might die Far from North America Where the buildings are old and you might have lots of mimes Uh-huh, oh, oh I hate the feelin' when you're looking at me that way 'Cause we're North Americans But if we act all shy, it'll make it okay Makes it go away Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh, where to begin When we're North American But in the end we make the same mistakes all over again Come on, North Americans Oh, we are North American scum Oa, we're from North America And all the kids, all the kids, that want to make a scene Here in North America When our young kids get to read it in your magazines We don't have those So where's the love, where's the love, where's the love, where's the love Where's the love tonight? But there's no love man, there's no love and the kids are uptight Uh, uh So throw a party till the cops come in and bust it up Let's go, North Americans Oh, you were planning it I didn't mean to interrupt Sorry I did it once and my parents got pretty upset Freaked out in North America But then I said the more I do it, the better it gets Let's rock, North America Oh, we are North American scum Oh, we're from North America Oh, we are North American scum Oh, we are North American New York's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent Wahoo, North America And it's the furthest you can live from the government Uh-huh, huh Some fat American Christians might disagree Here in North America But New York's the only place we keep them off the street Boo, boo Now we can't have parties like in Spain where they go all night Shut down in North America Or like Berlin where they go another night, alright Uh-huh, uh-huh You see I love this place that I have grown to know Alright, North America And yeah, I know you wouldn't touch us with a ten-foot pole 'Cause we're North Americans Oh, we are North American scum Oh, we're are North Americans Oh, we are North American scum Oh, we love North America Take me back to the states, man North American scum Where we can be in any one of million new bands North American Where the DJ gigs aren't as fun Here in North American scum But don't blame the Canadians Look out North America