Lazyboy - Man Woman (Yin & Yang) lyrics

Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man Women, girl, boy, boy, man, women, girl, man Girl, boy, girl, girl, boy, man, women, boy Women, without her man is nothing Women without her, man is nothing Women have their faults, men have only two Everything they say and everything they do Men who have pierced ears are better prepared For marriage they've experienced pain And 've bought j**elry Women have two weapons, cosmetics and tears I'm a perfect house keeper Every time I leave a man I keep his house No women has ever hated a man Enough to give him back his diamonds Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man Men forget everything Women remember everything A girl can wait for the right man to come along But it doesn't stop her from having fun With all the wrong ones in the mean time The real reason why it?s so difficult to find men Who are sensitive, caring and good looking Is because they all have boyfriends already A successful man is one who makes more money Than his wife can spend A successful women is one who can find such a man Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man Women driver really means someone who doesn't speed Tailgates, swear, make obscene gestures And has a better driving record than men have It?s a guy thing really means it's irrational Illogical, stupid and extremely low Oh, don't fuss I just cut myself it's no big deal Really means, I'm about to die but before I die I want you to remember me as a strong proud man Who never cries Man, women, boy, women, girl, girl, man, boy Women, man, women, girl, boy, boy, man, man If you want to learn more about women Watch 'Sex in the city' If you want to learn more about men Take a good look at Homer Simpson The difference between light and hard Is that men can sleep all night with the lights on