Lazyboy - Facts Of Life lyrics

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are... So help me god Did you know, that one out of four Americans has appeared on TV? Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on s**-sites? Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond The average age of first intercourse is 15, 3 years old The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20% of all females have had at least 1 h*mos**ual experience Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme? This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are... 22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt batteri works on their tongue The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries bu*terflies taste with their feet 5% of the population is gay The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue Charles Chaplin once won third prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible - the IKEA catalogue This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are The facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are... One cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people (time is ticking, ticking, yeah...) 'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders 21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm - unfortunately it got stolen This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah... This is who we are Bare facts of the live we live This is who we are, this is what we do This is who we are, this is what we do So help me God